The Hotel
Our hotel's objective is to help you be normal again. Every single person is welcomed to stay with us for 45 days. We offer a wide variety of activities for singles and couples separately.
What can you do at our Hotel
Green fields
We invite you to experience our vast green fields and gardens with vegetation that springs from every corner, secluded areas with charm for those looking for complicity and a charm that makes it the perfect place to look for your next partner, or if you already found one, appreciate together the stunning views overlooking the beautiful quiet waters of the sea.
Dinner
We also offer a beautiful dining room with on-site prepared food for all tastes where single persons may eat at single tables while facing the exclusive room where couples eat at shared tables and see how wonderful life as a couple is.
Ballroom
In addition, we have a wonderful ballroom illuminated by four beautiful candelabra where you can enjoy the company of other single guests while watching live recreations or even live music performances performed by the generous couple that owns the hotel, as well as a supporting orchestra.
Forest
We highly recommend exploring the idyllic forests on foot, there are multiple different forest trails to choose from!
Pool
Perhaps you may not be a fan of walking outdoors, in that case, we hope you can take advantage of our offer to enjoy our indoor pool.
Couple Exclusives
Once you find your partner, you will be given a double room, with a larger bed, a larger wardrobe, and a larger bathroom. From there you will also be able to enjoy dining together in an exclusive room with other couples as well as enjoy other exclusive activities for couples such as access to various sports fields.
If, however, you feel that some commotion is occurring between you and your partner, worry not, our hotel shall assign you both a child to look after.
After the two weeks of staying at the double rooms, you shall experience one of the highlights of our hotel and stay two further weeks at our luxury yachts, where you and your partner may be completely alone and enjoy the stunning view of the sea and our hotel.
In conclusion, we sincerely hope you enjoy your stay, regardless of your situation. Our hotel will do what we can to help you reintegrate into society with the most ideal partner. If, however, you fail to meet a partner, worry not for we will provide the best equipment to turn you into an animal. Enjoy your stay!